Can You Be a Whetherman?

Listen up, boys…

That girl don’t need no Superman

She just needs a whetherman

Whether she’s cold or whether she’s hot

Whether you feel like it or not

Whether she’s got what she needs

Or you’re all she’s got

You’re not perfect

You’re just a man

But you can do this

I know you can

Be that woman’s whetherman.

[February 1, 2019]