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mental meanderings
Often the same people desperate to fit in are just as determined to stand out.
You can have your cake and eat it, too. You cannot eat your cake and have it, too.
Money is the least appropriate means by which to determine worth.
Micromanagers have trust issues. Those who cannot trust cannot be trusted.
You cannot follow the Yellow Brick Road until someone paves it.
Think Tanks are funny because a tank is a place where water has no flow and will stagnate unless Nature takes care of it.
The past is not.
The future is unattainable.
There is no present. Even that sentence is already past.
Coexistence assumes existence. Therefore, I am?
Information must be met with inclination before its expiration.
You are free to love but love is not free.
There are worse things to do than cuss. Better ones, too, I presume.
In second grade, a group of black girls chased me around the schoolyard like Beagles chasing a rabbit. I never learned their intentions because I was uncaught.
Playground soccer in rural Texas had one goal and only one: to kick the ball into your opponent’s nuts. Or your teammate’s.
I always felt bad for the tetherball.
Sometimes I feel like a ping without a pong.
Suspect people suspect others of suspect behavior.
Antitrust presumes to promote trust.
I love to meander the grounds of universities, stare at steeples, and smell books and leather. And Uncle Nearest.
I once entered the pulpit with two sermons in my hand and didn’t preach either. Inspiration met perspiration that day.
I have been deposed, exposed, supposed, imposed upon. I remain.
Ignorance and Antipathy. The difference? I don’t know and I don’t care.
I was in a purple haze of semi-consciousness, vaguely aware of my circumstance but fully aware of my being while a doctor I never met extended my life with a well-placed stent.
Use, the, Oxford comma. But not like that.
the literary I use the term loosely trend of refusing to capitalize or use punctuation in your writing is a new form of rebellion or the symptom of a decaying society or both and it is not as cool as you think but you do you or everybody else since you are only doing them in the first place baa baa black sheep
Some people think.
When you are speaking, never abort the pregnant pause. Silence is power.
People are stupid and brilliant and ugly and beautiful and stingy and selfless and holy and wholly lost and temporary and eternal. Love them.
Cancel cancel culture. There’s enough room in this toilet for other turds and you stink just like the rest.
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The remainder of this article represents everything I would have written if I waited for someone to want me to.
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